I am at my parents house aka hiding my stick and pokes and listening to country music.
an eighth graders report over what they did over summer vacation that reads “I spent my summer looking at tumblr under a tree.”
play with mountain lions, eat french fries w ranch, and sleep in the sun lots
the only reason i ever go to the cinema is to see something i cant at home and i hate everything about it god I mean being stuck in a giant dark noisy room with hundreds of other people for two hours, really sounds like “heaven”
stop askin me why I dont have a girlfriend WHY DONT YOU HAVE WINGS
Maybe we could even get together Maybe you could...
For every reblog this post gets I will give myself one dollar.
there is so much space on this earth that is full of whatever youre looking for that the useless fault can be found there in that space but it doesnt mean anything NOTHING
Teendrama: fuck-you-im-the-heat-miser: just you... →
fuck-you-im-the-heat-miser: just you and dad and you’re talking about how you both might want a motorcycle some day when you’re pulling out of mcdonald’s and you look left and suddenly, out of the blue there’s a semi-truck going 65 and he’s going to hit you unless he makes a left turn into… A good post.
She asked me if I want to die. I said of course I...
f.f.r.r.: Best Fake Emo →
strepsis: A mix dedicated to our collective/obsessive nostalgia, adolescent sexual angst, wanting to get the fuck out of this town, and the ups and downs of relationships between middle class white teenagers: 1. Hawthorne Heights - Ohio is For Lovers 2. The Used - The Taste of Ink 3. Senses Fail - Buried A…
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
nickmoorexvx: what if Yahoo gets rid of tumblarity
1innea: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr hate u all
Jeremy Irons from Eragon: quoms: the national are... →
quoms: the national are a band who when invited by MOMA to play a single song ‘for six hours’ as performance art got up on stage and played that song one hundred and five times with no changes from their standard album / tour version besides a couple times when one of them would take a…
when i die cremate me and use my body in cans of la croix as natural flavor
paintings of their mommies
videohall: Dog doesn’t want kisses > This dog has incredible comedic timing. > Remember your place, human.
Quick reminder that we used to use lead to make hats and it made people go insane.